User Profile

Do you know what is funny? I just erased a three page bio, because I realized it was A)Very boring, and B)Didn't really sound like me at all. Funny, things you realize about yourself while trying to make a little bio about yourself...right? Right.

I'm [cencored]. Pleased to meet you. I'm a citizen of the US, primarily Kentucky, and am proud to not withold on my person any of the stereotypes you might associate with a person from such as southern state! No accent, No overalls, and I've got all my teeth! So there!

I'm a pretty eccentric guy, judging from how all my friends tell me how different and weird I am. Also judging from their perspective I'm either very funny, or very funny to look at. I've been researching this for roughly 15 years, and I'm still not sure which it is. I'm leaning toward the latter, though.

I'm musically talented by the sound of it, and not too shy about it either. Just about any time of the day you can find me playing a drum. A drum, in my definition, being anything that I can produce a tone or beat with. Being a 21 year old that still cannot seem to keep their hands still is an admirable trait, I think. I put it on all of my job resumes. And, speaking of jobs, I currently don't have one. Yup, I'm a full time college student at good 'ol LCC. 21, and still a sophmore. Odd? I agree.

Despite trying to be funny and having a questionable ability with percussion instruments, I'm really quite bland. Beyond bland, actually. In some respects I'm damn right ugly. That's right. I said it. The 'U' word. Heaven forbid anyone use that word anymore! It's not politically correct! Well, lets see if I can count all my defects. 1) Bad vision. 2)Deaf in right ear. 3)Slightly over-weight. 4)Long and Short term memory trouble. And, my personal favorite, number five. 5) I'm loosing my hair. Yeah, that's right. 21 year old manchild losing his hair. How do you like that? Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, either, I'll tell you.

So, yeah. I'm a pretty fun guy, but I've got serious issues. Just about everyone does. See, my secret, is that I stow away all my depression and inadequecies away, so no one can see them, and then lock them up. I know this isn't healthy in any way shape or form, and all I can do is hope that I die before the lock breaks. Or, y'know, maybe that lock breaking WILL be the reason I die. Or something.

Hey, no really! I'm a cool guy! Promise!